Opening- Looney tunes theme song
Curtains rise as voice announces- “Welcome to Kidz Club Theatre. Tonight’s show is titled ‘Samson and Delilah’!
Samson walks out onto stage
Samson- I am the strongest man in the WORLD! God has made me stronger than everyone else! BUT , God told me not to tell ANYONE why I am so strong. It’s a secret between me and God.
Samson exits and walks back on again.
Samson- Oh no! the Philistines want me dead because I am so strong!
Samson leaves stage and Delilah enters
Delilah- I have talked to the Philistines. They are going to give me money if I find out what can make Samson’s great strength go away.
Delilah exits and returns with Samson
Samson- Hello Delilah! How are you?
Delilah- I’m good. But I need to know something, Samson. Is there anything that will make you weak?
Samson- Well, if you tie me up with wet rope, then I will be weak. I am tired. I am going to sleep now.
Delilah- Perfect! Now I will tie him up with wet rope and he will be weak!
Delilah ties him up with wet rope
Delilah- Samson! You’ve been tied up and the Philistines are coming to get you!
Samson- breaks the ropes ARGH! Where are they?
Delilah- Oh Samson you LIED to me! What is the real secret to your strength?
Repeat until last attempt
Samson wakes up to find his hair cut
Delilah- Samson wake up! The Philistines are coming to get you!
Samson- ARghhhh. Oh no! I am not strong anymore! You tricked me, Delilah!
Delilah- Now that you are weak, I will take you to the Philistines!
Samson- Oh no! I should’ve listened to God and not told Delilah my secret!
Teacher- So, what’s the big deal with this bible story? Well, God told Samson not to tell anyone the secret about his hair. Samson did not obey God, and he got captured by the Philistines. Always obey God, because he knows what’s best.
Here's a downloadable copy of the script